you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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