You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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