I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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