I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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