Me. At least after what I've been through.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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