omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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