Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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