Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
