If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
