Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
false alarm, still single
dude. I can hear the air.
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