I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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