super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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