Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
