I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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