i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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