Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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