Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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