i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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