This girl is more easily done than said...
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
