How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
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