UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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