Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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