return my video game
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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