hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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