tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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