what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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