just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
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go home
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Let's get the cat blown out
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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