Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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