I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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