why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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