I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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