used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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