We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
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