I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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