sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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