its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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