i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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