good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I touched a dick in church today
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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