Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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