Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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