I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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