Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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