He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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