Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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