**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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