This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I am midnight drunk by noon
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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