fuck your aforementioned shoe
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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