I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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