Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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