omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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