I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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