And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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