yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Randomize
