I don't think brook has ever known best
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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