i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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